I'm not sure if I thought this one up or if someone told it to me:

"Life is like a roll of toilet paper... the farther you go the faster it goes."

I know with real toilet paper its kind of a sickening feeling when the roll is only about a quarter of an inch thick.  That's when the brain tries to do geometry its long forgotten, only to have it turn into a word problem, which is worse.  I have the word problem in my head, You know... I ate X for dinner, there is Y amount of paper left... but there are women that may read this and I'm told I'm a line crosser every once in a while so thats as far as I go.  My wife has saved you, female followers.  I'm betting on every single human has been through this thought process when the roll gets low.  Admit it.  At the very least figured out how far off the toilet you need to get to reach the cupboard and if its worth the risk.  I think I'm going to start carrying a tape measure where ever I go.  If I use the good sturdy kind I could do the math easier and hook a roll with it too.  I wonder if thats why some guys carry their keys on those retractable zip line things (you know the kind janitors use?).  Indy whip that roll and bring it back to ya!  Thank you Harrison Ford!

If I had photoshop and could use it I'd totally post a picture of Indiana Jones whipping a roll of toilet paper with janitor keys.  That would rock!  Too bad Kelly is scrapbooking this weekend, I'd be calling her up.

Thats the best I got


Enjoy your day!