12 (or so, I can be sketchy counting remember): I can toot where ever I want whenever I want and at worst I get a sweet "remember to say excuse me." At best, and in the right company, a good chuckle. Regardless, its not a felony to clear the dinner table or a big box store.
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4(b) Its not quite as bad when a 4 year old misses and hits the wall... Not so much with a 35 year old. Not too mention if a 4 year old can write his name in cursive on the wall, certain moms and dads would probably be more amazed than mad... well certain dads for sure.
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6. If I were Livie's age. There would be no missing the game winning kick... I could just sit there with my business until I'm good and ready. Just like she does.
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Enjoy your day!
Just to be clear my son has not tried to write his name on the wall while going to the bathroom. Accidentally peed on the wall, yes, but no letters.
ReplyDeletei am such a big fan of the stick people and i love the toilet paper unrolled on the floor. scott you crack me up!
ReplyDeleteI was going to comment on the tp pile on the floor too, so funny :) Please don't sit in your business during a game though.
ReplyDeleteHe,He! Loved the whole thing and still like the way you count. Think I'm going to start doing it like that just to mess with my kid's heads a little (oh no,does that make me sound like Angey?!)
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