A friday list???

Well let me grab a chair and dust off the cobwebs...

How about a list?  Its kind of a "10 ways I wish I could be my sons age list" based semi-loosely on stuff he actually does.

1.  No concept of money, part 1.  Lets just get cool stuff from the store because all we have to do is drive in a car that goes as far as we want it magically (gas is a toot right?) and all we have to do is walk in take what we want (see "buy" in the NCJV or New Connor James Version of the dictionary) and stand in line just to say hi to the nice person in the blue smock.

"Dis is cool, can we buy dis from da Walmart?"

2.  No concept of money, part 2.  Don't even know enough to ask what a bill is.  Now before y'all go fretting,  I'm just saying, "Remember the days before it was even a concept?"

 
3.  If I utterly destroy a room, its because it was playtime and you should cheer my active imagination.  I mean, there was a tornado, they had a three hour warning, they shoulda left... knuckleheads. {Yes, this happened - minus the knucklehead part.  I haven't taught him that word.... yet.  Amy would be cringing but she's in bed and doesn't know better.}

Hey, I mean 3 hours is 3 hours!

13. I can run around the house naked and I don't get in (as much) trouble!

"Look at my naked buns, look at my naked buns!!!"

15.  I can be a little sketchy counting to 10 and its ok.

Good night, its past my bedtime.

Enjoy your day!

8.  Ok, quick nod to Livie,  I can rock a mean natural mullet and its cute handsome.