The Yoginator

Amy picked out a new video for us to do.  Its Jillian and its yoga.  Its like a hippy and a drill instructor got to drinkin one night and nine months later out popped a Jillian.  Fortunately the two kinda cancel each other out so its not quite the laugh the first one was as seen here.  There is still the "let your heart melt into the earth" stuff, but at least in one point she laughs about it.  Maybe she heard my brain translate it into something more like "bleed out on the floor." I'm still a little put off about the fact that she, the instructor, does the bendy-pretzel-feel-the-earth-locust for two seconds, gets up and starts walking around chatting it up with the bendy flexible twins that laugh it up when they ARE doing the exercise. Both make me a little bitter, so what do I do about it?  Try to be nice and draw little pointy horns and a tail on Jillian in my brain.  I know its not the good thing to do, but I'll just have to work that out too.  Baby steps.

Bendy-feel-the-earth-locust thingy

 Ok, I shouldn't really draw horns and a tail on Jillian.  She doesn't deserve it, she's trying to help me be healthier, but this is how I felt this morning.  If I made the picture bigger you'd see her fangs.

Bend-over-backwards-and-kiss-your.... I mean... and-stick-your-head-back-through-your-legs.

Loving the mother earth at this point... and Jillian.  All snapped in half and my arms falling off. Its all good though. See, on the other days the 10 second shred is now the 20 minute shred and I'm starting to like Jillian in that one... I made it to level two.  Progress plus numbness equals, well, level two.  Pretty soon, progress will take place in the far away land of flexibility and I will like Jillian there too.  Until then, I'll just stock up on duct tape.

Duct tape is my friend!

Enjoy your day!